Thursday, November 09, 2006

Series of Unfortunate Events II

So glad the month of October is finally over... It totally sux.. Nothing went well, infact, everything went against me!! First of all, it's of cos the conclusion of yet another failed r/s... It happened fast n evaporated even more swiftly... GUess my frens had heard enough of it... Still trying to move on... Watever...

To have a fresh new start, i went down to JP for a haircut... Done in no time, & as i approached my bike while leaving, i was astonnished to see a SLIP on my bike - 'Offence : Parking on pathment' ... WTF!! Had parked my bike @ that spot for the past few years n nothing happened! N look @ how many bikes r parked there in the evening? why don't they come during nite time? They definitely can have a better harvest & will reach their quotas even faster!!! Freak, $70 for parking on pathment for less than an hour...

On that very weekend, went JEC for KTV with a fren... N once again, another slip on my bike - 'Offence : Parking on Grass Patch' OMG.. another $70!!! CAnt believe it... It seems as if a fucker is tailing me n oways READY to STRIKE!!!
Worst is to come... When i reach home, my mom said there's a letter from town council - '$100 fine for parking @ void-deck' ULTimate~~~
Pavement, Grass Patch, Void-deck... $240 of fines... Anyone can better my record???

K, still on bike... Supposed renewing my road tax as it's expiring.. Tried doing it online, but faced some problems.. Went down to Vicom n also failed.. They referred me to go down to LTA... Well, so no choice but to that lousy Ulu place... N after checking, they said that my vehicle was Tagged... WTF?? wat freaking crime i was wondering committed this time?? Referred to some officer n when he finally came out... He was holding this stack of papers...

Shocking again... It's all on ERP offences dated more than a year ago & they r all within a month... Com'on i argued that who'll stupidly go through ERP so many times w/o putting in cash card n think that they can get away with it?? Was, told to go down to Vicom again to check my IU... Damn it... My IU should be working fine... Still juz went down there again n see wat the technician would say... Thankfully, he was somehow able to detect that when my bike is going @ high speed, the vibration caused my IU to have failure in reading the cashcard.. N that explained why the i 'went through ERP gates in expressways w/o payment' ... Went back to ulu LTA again n clarified everything... Need not pay the $10 per fine... So glad... Finally, Road Tax renewed after all the trouble...
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So, on that sunday nite, i rode back to NTU as usual... Merely 2km through the journey, my petrol 'went low', n i attempted to switch to reserve petrol... BUT, i was shocked that it's already in reserve petrol... hahaha... this time, it's really ultimate..... Rode to the side of the road as my bike died down n, ya dead... hahaha... 3 years of riding, n i couldn't believe i made this form of stupid mistake... STucked in middle of nowhere... Ultimate SUAY-ness!!!!

Tried calling frens with vehicle for help... Weijie's in camp already... so next possible one is ah bye... Yippi happened to driving to his house to pass him back something @ that moment, so i called him to buy a tin of petrol from SHELL; while ah bye had the task of making a funnel to facilitate pouring of petrol... Thank god both of them were around, if not, i'm dead in this niao3 bu4 sheng1 dan4 place...

AH bye arrived 1st... The very 1st thing he said - Wah lau, I'm chatting with JZ leh!!! hahaha as usual...

Then Yippi came... the he said - The SHELL station's tins are sold out leh HAhahaa... CHWEE!!!

Ah Bye is left with no choice but to drive me around in search for a SHELL station that still sells the TIN... haha.. Found it soon n as we were just afew hundred meters from my bike, we kana Road BLOCK!!! hahaha Really cant believe it... The 7th month of Lunar calender is over but there still seems to be a Suay Gwee Tagging me!!! Had some difficulty opening the sealed tin (duno how the person sealed it after watching him pumping petrol in)... So after much excessive efforts, my bike was revived.. Ahbye rushed back to chat with JZ while i continue my long journey to NTU... K la, thanks Ahbye specially for sacrificing ur JZ hours k? Phew....

Sigh.. Really unbeliveable + ultimately suay... When will good fortune befall on me?? When will lady luck finally smile on me ?? er, hope it comes soon, cos... I NEED LOTSA LUCK FOR MY EXAMS!!!!