Monday, May 22, 2006
Below is a post copy n pasted fr Jessica's blogI'm sure u girls receive lotsa msgs from despo guys in Friendster who want to know you/get your number/add u in msn etc. I've read lotsa lame pickup lines, but this was 1 of the most outstanding ones.
"Hi, my name is Bryan. My number is 9____________. Do you like hugs?"
WTF.I was so tickled by it tt i told Mark, who was feeling bored at tt moment. And being the insane-in-the-membrane clown that he was, he decided to sms the guy.. assuming that this guy would msg hundreds of girls on friendster at the same time, he wouldn't know who exactly it was..
Mark: Hi! Do I know you? You left a msg on my friendster. =)
Bryan : "Bryan.. ____@yahoo.com.sg.. want to meet? U like hugs?" (side remark: WTF)
Mark: "Bryan? I dunno a Bryan. Are u like Michelle's fren? The one we met at Far East? hehehe.. =)"
Bryan: "Tink so, u still remember? Hehe.. where u stay at? Want meet?" (Side remark: He's getting really despo here.. even played along to the lie)
Mark: "Hehehe.. sure thing? Why not u arrange wif mich la? Then we'll all meet!"
Bryan" : Erm, i prefer to mit u alone.. Do u like hugging? like hugging u bcos since tat day i saw u, i keep tinking of u.. u r so sweet.. tonite free? Stay at?"(Side remark: What's with this obssession of hugging??!!)
Mark called him creepy after that..n that spoiler didn't msg back... wut a bummer.. Mark was having so much fun...
Hahahaha that guy is damn funny.. DIn know there're such desperate guys ard... So chwee hahahaha... Wan xian girls oso tink of better pick up lines la!!! hahahaha... Wonder he ever succeeded by using this tactic? haha shdn't be rite? den he shd've died cos of desperation le ba... hahahaha... Sorry, cant stop luffing, cos, this is ultimate entertainment!!! hahahaha
Sunday, May 21, 2006
This is a short post to update on me... For the pass few days, it was typing/mahjong all the way... Trying to complete e data entry assignment fr Jessica's fren, yvonne asap (n yes jess, she's indeed a hot babe hahaha) Fri n Sat's mahjong sections saw career n franchise highs hahaha... I tot it was quite incredible for mi to lose a "career high" $68 on fri. Yet, Ah bye was even more audacious when he somehow manage a franchise record deficit of $85 hahaha... Yippi's winnings of >100 was also a record hahaha... But poor "du3 chang3 de2 yi, Qing2 Chang3 shi1 yi4"... Think he n Hui7 had a great quarrel over him playing mj for so long.. N Hui7's msn nick now seems fiery. Just hope they'll be fine...Went shopping with Ginger on Fri n bought a Puma jacket. Yupz yupz, i've fetish for jackets hahahaha... Ginger oso agreed dat the jacket is damn nice.. yeah~~~~
A bit nua now... Shall upload the pics of the jacket n a few others later... For now, i shall continue copy n paste e data entry thingy~~~~~~
Monday, May 15, 2006
Drifting...Drifting...Drifting...
- 6 rounds @ Yihui's house from 9+pm till 10am the following day
- 2 rounds @ AhBye's house from 12am-5am of Sat's morning
- 2 rounds @ Jun's house fr 1pm to 6pm on Sat noon
- 2 rounds finally @ Yihui's house from 7+ to 11+pm on Sat still
So it's 12 rounds of mahjong in 2days... Had a advanced Mothers' Day dinner on fri @ Sakura in Northpoint n oso BBalled on sun afternoon.. Freaking no life dude i am. Yah i know, how i wish i'm a party animal as well, @ least, i can be @ the same club as her, watch her dance n enjoy herself... Or i can be a playa n flirt around with other girls, pick up girls @ clubs... BUT nono, I'm a boring no-life freak with no looks, no talent, no charisma, no built, no figure, no future, n of cos no $$$$$... Wonder y i'm still such a narcissist to take so many disgusting self-pics n post in this frustration venting medium...
Siyi said i should find myself a new target... but it's nv easy to get over some1. SHE had proven no1 can replace some1 u truely luv, regardless of how good or bad that person may be.. Duno why i'm whining so much here. I just freaking cant get over the fact that i'm a "ke3 you3 ke3 wu2" thingy in her(at least that's the feeling i'm receiving) life. Perhaps thats her style, n i'm over sensitive yet again... In days of timeless nua-ing, i cant help but THINK TOO MUCH to the extent of hallucinating things(occurs when i'm riding too, so my pillions, pls TINK TWICE!), n even had nitemares in dreams... I'm facing this unbearable loneliness+emptiness+depression yet i've to put on my trademark smiley mask everyday... It simply SUX... I'm not such a happy go lucky guy as can be seen when i play bball. Guess i should buy a ball n go down to bball court everyday... At least i can indulge myself in playing, n cast all troublesome matters outta my mind...
- Why aint there a girl to make nice ai xin meal box n deliver it to my house as a present surprise?
- Why aint a there a girl to tell mi abt her suitors to make mi start worrying, n make sure i treat her a million times better?
- Why aint there a girl who turn to me as the only one who can cheer her up?
- Why aint there a girl who'll tell mi how important i am to her, n how much i'm being loved by her?
- Why aint there a girl who'll specially dress up for mi, have a nice hairdo, wear new accessory, just to impress mi n give compliments to her?
- Lastly, why aint there a girl who'll cling on to me, making me so touched that i'll return my love for her n live happily ever after with her???
Fairy Tales doesn't exist, especially not for some1 as lousy as me... Sorry pple, for listening to all my grumbles... I'm going for a jog now, n perhaps, bball... N the next time anyone see mi, i'll still be the same crappy, always laughing out LOUD ZG (hopefully)... ... ....
Thursday, May 11, 2006
"The ever so fussy and irritating zg wasn't appreciative even after i helped him uploaded so many of his pics... came back to complain that i left out one... MEANIE..." - SIYI
Hahaha... As ZG is facing some technical errors, all pictures in the post "~WZG's Bed~" n this pic are uploaded by Bestie Siyi... Paying Special Tributes to yi here again n thankS for uploading the pics for mi k? I owed ya alot(haha) but i only have my life as meaningful property... Willing to buy mi?? But guess not hor? Some1's unofficial has become official le~ *hiak hiak*
Anyway, I'm tired le, shall go back to bed again ~Nite Nite~
Yes YEs, a feature of my beloved bed yet again. This time around, my home's one. Decided to have a feature of it since i've been on bed for most of the pass 2 days...The surrounding seems more tidy than it is... but belive mi, my house really damn chwee...
Now i shall introduce a few key habitants on my bed..
First up, the one-eyed bluey! hahaha it's such a poor thing... Realised it lost its eye n when i woke up one day n i juz couldn't find it =( Could i had eaten the eye up while aslp?? hahaha... Anyway it's made up of beans inside n is super comfy to hug.. Jiao introduced it to me, so thank to her here...
HAHAHA my miniatures!!! Most of them are more than 16 or 17 years old!!mi n my sis named every1 of them, n would "play" them(like wat pple do to barbie dolls n transformers) when we're very young.. Clock-wise, we have Kangeroo, Xinxin, Qing-er, Hainan, LanNan, XiaoLan, WeiNan, CaiHonh & Xiaobai...
Crapz rite?? haha... but it was my best form of entertainment when @ home nothing better to do..
Oh, the Snoopy is a gift fr ZHU in J2 i think.. N Yupz, I'm fond of SnoopyS n RabbitS!!!
Next up, my childhood favourite - Raphael!!! hahaha Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a hit during my childhood years, so aint surprising i've one rite? I hugged it while sleep everyday.. it's shd be more than 15 yrs old n still in good condition rite? (other than the worn out leather part)
He acts as a role of "Guardian" n at times baby-sitter to those miniatures... Poor hero-turned nanny hahaha
Here's 2 strange toys i have.. the extremely cute dog(or cat?) is actually Koped fr Huiting in sec3/4 hahaha... I like to kope pple's things!! hahaha..
Kenny - It's actually a "vibrator" hahahha... Weird gift to receive from boobalicious Joey aka Youfen.. Haha she's one heck of a chiobu, but lost contact with her after losing my hp in jc... Come to tink of it, i seems to carelessly lose my hp often leh... hahah pls pls, dun prey on my hp upon seeing this k?
Last but definitely not least, my favourite cartoon character - Chip chip chip n Dale~ My mum's favourite amongst all my toys. Wearing red+red nose, my mum oways mistook Dale as female partner of Chip hahaha.. Obviously she hadn't watched their cartoons b4... They r super Cute rite?? N i purposely helped Sale styled his hair spiky for this photograph session.. Yeah~~
And then, out of boredom....
.... ....
WZG stripped them!!!!
Front View.. So funny to see them naked!!! @ least Chip is still wearing a hat, but Poor Dale~~ hahaha... N notice his hair is chwee le?? haha dat shows i did relli make an effort to style his hair in peviously pic neh~~ hahahaha
hmms, is trey true to her not?
((WZG)) Do visit my Blog http://wzg09.blogspot.com/ says:
i duno
_________ says:
cos rite
_________ says:
fr my pt of view hor,
_________ says:
he look like he v free
_________ says:
and like still asking gals out
CHatted with a fren n mentioned this... But, watever, things r beyond my control... Too tired to care also.. Just hope she wun be hurt... Will pray for her happiness...
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
~ZG is Seriously ILL~ n ZG's Heart, Shattered~
Last glimpse of my empty room... the Mystery hand belongs to siyi~ she helped mi pack quite some stuffs.. THANKS alot =)
Upon reaching home, i ate panadols n took a nap in hope of recovering asap as i was supposed to meet yun.. I waited n waited n waited... it was only until 10pm when i finally receive her sms. Which means we'll only sit n chat @ her void deck.. Things din turn out to be how i dream of leh.. But still, god knows when's the next time i'lll have a chance of seeing her... So, I flew down with my bike...
We chated @ her void deck for a couple of hours... It just feels great to be able to see her again. Her presence enabled mi to totally forget my illness.. And sitting there, reminds mi of the numerous occasions of last time... But somehow, i feel there seems to be a gap now, we seems to have drifted...
I tried but couldn't getta slp when i reached home and phoned yun again. The conversation concluded @ the topic of she n her ex... Her feelings for him is still as strong as ever, n news that he is treating her better now created mix feelings for me. Glad that Yun's happy now but, confirmation from her, i'm nothing more than a fren to her... Anyway, i knew it all along, just that... It's so difficult to let go... n all Hope was lost...
Was supposed to have bike lesson in the afternoon of the following day... But my condition worsened.. I'm having high fever+ flu+cough n feel was so weak to do anything other than lying on the bed, n refreshing in my mind the moments i had with Yun...
Left house in the afternoon not for bike lesson, but went back for the EID poster thingy n pass christine her stuffs @ the same time... N throughout this trip, i was feeling more n more uncomfortable. When i'm home again, i was half dead... i ate pills n went straight to bed again...
I'm having this feeling of emptiness. Accompanied by this freaking illness, I just feel so weak, so incompetent, so lost now... I've no motivation to do anything nor the confidence to do anyway.. Just wish to sleep n drift away from reality~~
Sunday, May 07, 2006
WARNING!! - This is a lengthy post and contains some Vainest pics you'll ever see. So for those who cant stand my vainess, sorry but u've to bear with it k? hahahahahaThe 1st event of the day is Voting. Went back to my mu3 xiao3 YPS for the voting. It has changed so much! Absolutely more conducive than when i was there, erm some 10+ years ago?? hahahaha Oh dear, I'm old le =(
Typical of nua-ster ZG, i went home n nua on my bed until XiaoJess smsed n reminded mi of the outing to Queensway. She's supposed to shop for a new pair of track shoes. I picked her up @ 2pm n had to be back in yishun for bball @ 5plus. Hmm, one thing i like abt XiaoJess is her willingness to sit on my bike. YEah~
(I'm so sick of those pple who have the mindset that all bikers are speed-craving demons who put love to their lives on the line. Well go ahead n curse bikers to meet into accidents sooner or later ba. I shall pray that u all wun get knock down by cars while X-ing the road!!)
Anyway, over @ QW, XiaoJess sorta luv @ 1st sight with a pair of shoes n eventually bought it. Gd taste girl~ It's definitely by far the best looking desgin over there. N after much encouragement fr her, i finally bought the Spain jersey which i Beo-ed for wks~
(Nice ma?)
We headed to Orchard after buying our stuffs n settled down @ Starbucks along the hello! stretch. ANd, that is when the photo frenzy started!!!
1stly, we took pics of each other using my phone...
Then, we switched to using her camera, taking he2 zhao4...
After that, I realised that her seat's lightings r better suited for photo-taking. So we switched places n she started taking pics of me
We took this photo-taking session into another level when i unleashed my infamous 5shots COMBO!!
(ONe)
(TWO)
(THREE)
Hahahaha... I tink i'm an ultimate narcissist!!! Yeah.. That's only end of part one!!! hahaha.. Cos after bballing, i went to meet up with Christine & acc her to go Jp look for her ex. She baked cookies for him wor... Sigh, why all girls so devoted to baddies one ah? It rained heavily when we departed JP n she allowed mi to take shelter @ her house. After much pleading fr mi, she showcased her exellent piano skills~!!! REally impressed with her! She's so cool when she's playing piano!! N when she stopped.. PART II of my photo frenzy started!!! hahaha... But tired now le la... Uploaded so many pics... For those who're interested, pls stay tuned for PArt II!!!
~~Backstreets Back Alright~~ (Fri)
For those who duno, this is the Backstreet Boys Greatest Hits' Vcd hahaha... So for 1hr or so, I watched all their MTVs rite from their 1st album to er, "More than That"... N watching those lower budget RETRO MTV really makes me laugh... the way Howie n @ times, Kevin (though he's really yandao!) acted as "posers" added even more entertainment hahaha.. But their hairstyles were the most amusing of all!! Especially NIck muahahaha
Where's Howie?? MIA??
OKayz... Finally everyone is in the screen, right?
But actually, they r sort of the fashion statement during my teenage years leh... See:
hahahaha... So Jess, here's bengish boy's retro boyband pic!! (sorry bros, pull u all into the water also haha) btw, Nick n my hairstyle is actually similar... hahahaha... It looks so chwee now, but last time is IN de ok? haha
Hmm, my fav BSB's mtv is "The Call" Think the way the mtv is made is really zhai... N got morale of story oso de leh (DUN CHEAT ON GIRLS!) Wat's more, the clip has everything :
The 2 Chiobus:
A Storyline full of suspense:
The yandaos (compare n contrast with their image above):
The weather aint looking good, so she's driving down to town, YEAH~~
So, we set off....
Jinzhen concentrates hard... but when she lost concentration...
She nearly Buanged~~ Look @ her funny expression...
Ok, we achieved the purpose of our outing... She bought 2pairs of skirts + a top... N we dined @ CarteL... In between, the self proclaimed Frog Prince, aka Ah Bye came n looked for us, handing Jz YET another gift... Wait 2 gifts acutally... It seems like Ah Bye had gave her quite a number of items that are in her wishlist... Ah bye is so rich~~~
But poor him, he was hospitalised after suffering severe gastric pain... This year juz seems to be a chwee year for him...
Still waiting for Jz to send mi other pics dat we took during the outing, including the one he took with Ahbye!!! hahahaha... So pple, STay tuned for more picture uploads~~
Anyway, did quite alot of lame things over the past 2 days... So i shall blog abt it @ one shot!!!
- Alarm rang @ 6pm
- Finally time to meet her (haven seen her for weeks, or months perhaps)
- Doing my hair (something which i seldom do)
- Went early n stroll around in JP so that she wun have to wait. Sms alert sounded
- "Wun be meeting you"... Sad-ed
- Heartache, cant restrain tears from dropping while taking the lone ride back to Hall...
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Twice in two days, I thought we'll be meeting up... Yet on both occasions, i ended up being a disappointed soul...
WZG's cosy room-
WZG's Bed... Now u know why i always nua on bed?
My Desk:
Closer Look :
Even closer look @ my fav pic(other than YunS):
I face this sleepy cat everyday:
While i was packing, i found 
(One whole bowl of sauces accumulated during this sem...)
And...