Monday, May 22, 2006

Desperate Hugger hahahaha

Below is a post copy n pasted fr Jessica's blog

I'm sure u girls receive lotsa msgs from despo guys in Friendster who want to know you/get your number/add u in msn etc. I've read lotsa lame pickup lines, but this was 1 of the most outstanding ones.

"Hi, my name is Bryan. My number is 9____________. Do you like hugs?"

WTF.I was so tickled by it tt i told Mark, who was feeling bored at tt moment. And being the insane-in-the-membrane clown that he was, he decided to sms the guy.. assuming that this guy would msg hundreds of girls on friendster at the same time, he wouldn't know who exactly it was..

Mark: Hi! Do I know you? You left a msg on my friendster. =)
Bryan : "Bryan.. ____@yahoo.com.sg.. want to meet? U like hugs?" (side remark: WTF)
Mark: "Bryan? I dunno a Bryan. Are u like Michelle's fren? The one we met at Far East? hehehe.. =)"
Bryan: "Tink so, u still remember? Hehe.. where u stay at? Want meet?" (Side remark: He's getting really despo here.. even played along to the lie)
Mark: "Hehehe.. sure thing? Why not u arrange wif mich la? Then we'll all meet!"
Bryan" : Erm, i prefer to mit u alone.. Do u like hugging? like hugging u bcos since tat day i saw u, i keep tinking of u.. u r so sweet.. tonite free? Stay at?"(Side remark: What's with this obssession of hugging??!!)
Mark called him creepy after that..n that spoiler didn't msg back... wut a bummer.. Mark was having so much fun...

Hahahaha that guy is damn funny.. DIn know there're such desperate guys ard... So chwee hahahaha... Wan xian girls oso tink of better pick up lines la!!! hahahaha... Wonder he ever succeeded by using this tactic? haha shdn't be rite? den he shd've died cos of desperation le ba... hahahaha... Sorry, cant stop luffing, cos, this is ultimate entertainment!!! hahahaha
<WANG ZHENGGUO> || 5/22/2006 05:07:00 PM